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Kuruma [04 Feb 2006|08:51pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

Guess who just got a

1995 Pontiac Grand Am V6 Leather Interior Power everything? Uh yeah me! WOOT WOOT BITCHES...... mmmmmmm call me I'll come over =D

P.S. Today is my birthday rofl

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[01 Nov 2005|11:25am]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Marko Polo - Speed Boy ]

So basically the Jazz club I went to last night was probably like the coolest thing ever. I'm pretty sure the band that played was probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. I love it when everyone looked at us when she laughed..... The Seattle costumes were quite awesome....... Pretty much Jazz clubs are probably gonna be a new thing of mine. Jesus though that band.... I think it was Gutbucket? The drummer was probably like the most amazing drummer I've ever seen in my life and the Sax player was a freaking shredder. Jesus! Great guitar and FX too and the Stand up electric Bass solos were amazing! I hope you nerds got a lot of candy...... coz I'm gonna steal hella ;P

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[26 Oct 2005|09:19pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | DragonForce ]

Ok I am doing a teacher project where I have to teach people how to do something. I felt it most appropriate to shed light to all those people who don't know how to make a typical livejournal entry. STEP ONE:

1. Talk about how much  you fucking suck at life

Talking about how much drugs you do or how "insert status quo here"  you are (goth/emo/punk/metal) cuz we dont care.

Example: Sally and I went to a rave last night and we did Two pills!  People said it would be intense and that we probably would be dead the next day and holy shit they were right. Omg we were fucked up!

2.  Post song lyrics that somewhat relate to a problem we don't give a fuck about.

We all know you like Dashboard and Damien Rice, but do the world a favor and go bitch on myspace.

example: "Love Rymes with Hideous Car Wreck"

"Love [x12]
rhymes with pity now
Love [x12]
rhymes with sympathy now"

Guess how many times we've seen the phrase for that god damn song that barely had potential in the first place then everyone in gods name who thinks they are gods representation of what is emo decides to drop this in their "I'm such a fag" profile.

3. BITCHING!!!!!!

Ok, so I'm probably gonna catch a lot of shit for this one because quite frankly everyone (even myself) has been guilty of this shitstain before, but afterall this is a tutorial on HOWTO make a livejournal entry.

example:  I feel it best to give an example by inviting people to look through their own friends list and looking for these key words

"I don't know...., Sometimes it seems...., I wish that....., people who you once thought...., FUCKING GUESS WHAT...., I CANT STAND....,  ....... is pointless, AND MANY MANY MORE.

BONUS: If you cannot find any of these in one page of your friends and prove it to me I will come over there and not only give you a dollar but personally congratulate you for having friends that actually have something worth hearing!

4 . TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD

Whereas I have no real problem with this it stands to reason that girls online look 3-4 times hotter in pictures than in real life.  This is more of a myspace problem however it is still ridiculous.  Do you ever see a picture that shows a womans blemishes and then you see them in real life and your jaw drops and if you're like me you'll say "OMFG LIES!!!!! YOU HACKED PHOTOSHOP FFS!"

example: ....don't make me do it.

5. Step by step analysis of what you did today//last night.

Ok this one could be ok.......IF YOU DIDN'T BORE THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH IT!

example:  Last night was the fourth of July.  Joe is so cute =D.  We lit off a lot of firecrackers.  That was fun.

NO SHIT IT WAS DIPSHIT.....I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS THE 4th OF JULY BECAUSE I DIDNT HEAR THE FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT AND OMG I DIDNT READ THE ENTRY DATE ON YOUR ENTRY!!!!! IM A DUMBASS THANK YOU SO MUCH PRAISE BE TO THE LIGHT!Alright so as you can see..... that was fucking bullshit but I am going to give you a lesson on how to correct that.

Coreected example:  Holy shit last night was fun........ we  were playing with M-80's and joe totally blew his hand off and we went to the hospital for like five hours!  They ended up having to amputate his hand which was funny because I told him not to be such a dumbass. Oh well my Pizza is done peace out nigs.

As you can see reading this would be much more entertaining than per say reading the first example.

6. MAKE IT SHORT YOU FAGGOT

As I totally like reading a lot of friends livejournals, typically 5 pages of bitching isn't something  I would want to read even if it were a best friend.  The reason being is 5 pages of ranting usually means repeating stuff I already know, and........... wait you know what fuck this this entry is over.

Ok Ok so that is how you make a livejournal entry but you know what..... I want to see some one go against the grain a little.... MORE TUTORIALS TO COME.

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[23 Oct 2005|09:58pm]
[ mood | LAFF ]
[ music | Star Salz ]

WE NEED TO GET MY FRIEND LAID FOLKS HE IS 19 WILLING AND HAS A GREAT BODY, NICE CAR AND HAS BIG HANDS!


HIS MYSPACE IS.........


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1792519&Mytoken=14C2714D-148B-6F8F-D36510EA4C57FA6551737017


IF YOU ARE INTERESTED EMAIL A GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION WHICH CAN CONTAIN ANY INFO YOU WANT. PLEASE SEND EMAIL TO Brandon@Knodel.com

BE THE FIRST GIRL AND RECIEVE FREE TICKETS TO THE NEXT PINK FLOYD AND PANTERA CONCERT. ACT NOW!!!!!!

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LOLOL ZOMG HAX!!!!!! [10 Sep 2005|09:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | SGX- Suikoden - Forgotten Daze ]

ROFL ROFL ROFL I HAX j00 n00blArs KAKA DUDERZ CHEX OUT MY HAXED WEBSITES ZOMG!!!!!!!


http://katrinafight.ytmnd.com/
http://tonyjaalol.ytmnd.com/
http://katrinadidntkill.ytmnd.com/
http://SCHIAVOMOODS.ytmnd.com
http://colosalcolon.ytmnd.com/

FUCK YAR I MADE ALL DOSE!!!!!!!! YOU HTML HAXORS AINT GOT SHIT ON ME NOW?!?!? RIGHT CYNDY!?!?? PWNT!!!!! ^__^ lolol guess what you guys....... on the 19th.......... SCHOOL HAX MY BRAIN ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOESSSSSSSSS

PS- Lucas Sean Chan is COMING BACK TO WA!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG?!?!?!?!? HAX!!!! Him and I hax on D2 roffle.......... and ZOMG ITS BOBS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBO!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROST69 FROM FELD KEKEKEKE O_o1!1!1!one!1!!

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Lifes little Oh Em Gees [18 Aug 2005|12:02am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Frogs Theme ]

Mom in One arm Dad in the other.......... some people don't get how amazing that is for some one like me....... Its a toughy to comprehend, but its quite amazing. I am home and I look forward to hanging out with ALL of you. If anyone has even slightly wanted to hang out but felt stupid to say it or would feel gay calling or if this sparks up something. Give me a call and I would love to hang out some time soon. How harmonious........

I have experienced the great feeling of "Ah!"



On a side note I saw the hottest girl in the world at the airport...... seriously like Tila Tequila material..... then she was on my flight......fuck!

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Humanity and Me [28 Jul 2005|09:21pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Damn Chrono Trigger past theme...... ]

I can't believe it.........


For those of you who don't know........I'm not an only child....... in fact far from it........

Some of you may be a little curious of my home situation, but some of you could give a shit less. However today was quite a spectacular day as for I got to spend it with my sister Katie. It was her 13th birthday today and my dad and I got her an Ipod..... and some music DLs...... Playing DDR with the sister you just met is quite priceless..... Shes a sweet little girl and we are going to Six flags hopefully soon.....

I have a almost 2 year old brother who went with us on this journey........ half brother......but i dont see it that way ;P......

and last but not least my other sister in CA who I grew up with for a few years until she moved away and I havent seen her in 5 years........ there is a lot of heartbreaking stories behind that and that fucker better let me see her because I miss her like hell....... Her name is Haley Lauren Cobb........ and they can't do this to us....... I miss her so much but I just cant do anything about it so I ignore it.........

So meeting my sister today was amazing but very wierd..... now that I know all my siblings(i think) it makes me want to see my other sister a lot......... I don't know though....... hopefully if any of you guys ever wanted to go on a road trip to CA (which most people do) we could see my sister........ I love her so much......

anywho thats my shit........peace

PS on other news Im making a website and need a lot of help..... writing game reviews and recruiting walkthroughs hehe...... and I have been gaming out my ass....... anywho Im out to call Mrs. Jones...... peace for real

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memorial? [06 Jul 2005|12:10am]
[ mood | sympathetic ]
[ music | Silence ]



RIP PONCHO......... You are missed....... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=14349560&Mytoken=20050706000711

this might make my last entry somewhat more clear but i dunno....... Frank was a cool guy.  He always had a smile on his face and he loved his bike...... it is still quite sad but hopefully he is in a better place.  May the force be with you.  My mother has shed countless tears over your death and wishes you farewell.


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Memory Schmemory [30 Jun 2005|01:00am]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | togo project - miracle moon ]

oh yeah I forgot women dont take shits......... they throw it all up instead *insert overly happy abnoxious smiley here* ......on a side note I've come to conclude that I am a total fucktard. lets say....... even James bond couldnt pull that move........ I can't keep fucking doing this to them......... because i am almost certain that certainty has arrived..... wtf? I really do like her....... DONT YOU JUST LOVE THOSE LJ ENTRIES WHERE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PERSON IS WRITING ABOUT I KNOW I DO! I am a very confused boy call me Darko...... god damn Frank......except this one really IS dead.....Im so sorry man......connections are high so i must be vague...... but fuck.............. i cant wait till i kiss you again......... 

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lately [06 Jun 2005|03:40pm]
[ mood | rushed ]
[ music | 2MB - Orion78 (civilization mix) ]

So lately has been pretty lax. A lot of stuff new though so I might as well just put them in a little list for easy reference.

1. Registered for Fall. Schedule:

1.Digital Music 127 M-F 8:30-9:20
2.English 105 M-F 9:30-10:20
3:East Asian Affairs 246 M/W 10:30-12:20
4.EdCAP 096 M/W 12:20-1:20

So ya if anyone in running start has any of those classes tell me...... btw my english class is with Rice so if anyone has him ya tell me.

2. Started Drivers Ed

Yeah I totally started drivers Ed at Kirshner in Woodinville..... Yeah my instructor John is pretty funny at times.... at least I think so.... we have this like fatty hw assignment due 2morrow tohugh i have to like do a bunch of drawing....... ewwww

3. Pwning at Gameworks

So on Sunday I totally went to gameworks and bought a 20 dollar game card for 10 bucks...... and somehow we found a time card that worked on the ground....... and it was a weekend? how fucking bizzare...... Alex and I got about 20 games out of it........ we pulled a little shit that everyone wishes they could afford..... duel wielding on house of the dead....... we were side by side with 2 guns each blasting the shit out of those fucking zombies on house of the dead. I beat every song that was considered a challenge on ddr usa (NOT EXTREME) and I had a nice lil crowd of kiddies watching my pwn.... it was tight.....

4. MISC

So yeah lately ive been really wanting to go to the UW hence why i took classes that could transfer over..... I'm really hyped about it.... shit i have to do this gey project about something im good at...... i cant think of anything...... so yeah i gotta go think peace out....

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[12 May 2005|09:46pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | NI NI - 1,2,3,4,007 ]

today i did the most afuckingmazing fucking thing i have ever fucking done....fuck..... you guys will shit a brick

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[10 May 2005|06:15pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Smile dk. - butterfly ]

pwnt?




Hmmmmm not much has been happening lately except for the fact that I have a new obsession...... I think I am getting into DDR again......... but this time way more hardcore...... for instance...... I play on www.flashflashrevolution.com ............. I have StepMania with all the official dances and song mixes of all the official games (stepmania = comp. DDR simulator) and I ordered a dance mat and PS2 > USB converter... and I have been trying to make my own DWI (stepfiles) I think I am going to do a dance to this one really cool Bodom Song..... School has been going ok...... I found out I have a really good 4.0 in my english class.... I'm practically flawless in that class..... I was proud heh..... I think I have like a 3.3 - 3.5 in EDCAP tho...... oh well I will still get good student discount..... Yeah I have an appointment to schedule my classes for next quarter on the 18th so that will be cool. hmmm last night was interesting...... I played some Acrochallenge and had a ball.... I was in this adult room where they would give you an acronym like ADST and you would have to come up with something perverted like "Anal Destruction Sodomizing Teens" or something..... hehe and people will vote on it..... Apparently I wasn't too bad....... I made it into the finals! haha and got my ass worked by a girl I'm pretty sure..... I didnt think girls were more perverted than guys....... thats just wrong

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Interview me [22 Apr 2005|08:53am]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | DJ psyqosis - Perfect ]

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions



1. if you could wish in one hand and shit in the other... which would fill up faster? I’m gonna say shit because I’m full of it!

2.craziest moment of your life... as in own personal insanity?
lol I plead the 5th….. but it probably has to do with the time I have lost my temper in regards to a couple girlfriends…… two in particular..... no I’m not a wife beater
3.last time you laughed so hard you cried and why?
I don’t know man I laugh a lot. I can’t remember a specific time, but I can tell you its never usually in large groups.
4.favorite band?? Man so many but probably the longest lived favourite for me was Bad Religion, but its hard to say now because I am so diverse now.
5.if you had one mental illness what would it be? Overactive personality, loud and annoying disorder….. ya……. Lol

so yeah if you want me to ask you five questions (which I really really do want to to some of you) leave me a comment saying interview me, and a clever insult…… and I will interview you…… oh yeah and if you have already done this you don’t have to repost new questions in your lj just answer mine…… peace out

Interviewed by CHAD LA RAD

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[20 Apr 2005|05:36pm]
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | Apop B ]

American History X
Armageddon
I am Sam
BoonDock Saints
Pulp Fiction
ScarFace
Happy Gilmore
Taxi Driver
Godfather
Blue Streak

Those are some good fuckin movies right there can you agree though I mean shit! The top three have all made me cry. Actually you could say this list is best to better....... I saw American History X this morning and dude......... I don't think I've seen a better movie than that! Honestly it has to be one of the best guy dramas out there. There really aren't too many real drama stories for men these days. Most are about relationships which really aren't that fucking big of a deal because everyone has them and they are all different and who gives a fuck seriously.......

Meh...... Happy 4/20 everybody

Give me your list?

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aim [17 Apr 2005|04:04pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | cob - warheart ]

holy shit never have i actually been happy with being on aim

Nicole David IMed me for the first time in like a year....... as some of you know we used to be best friends
and for the first time in about 6 months as well...... LOR GETS ON AIM WTF
then Sue IMs me damn shit nig

of course we have our beautiful best normies like Casey and Katie...... but damn scary shit yo.....


man im doing so good in school im so proud and my friends are just awesome..... so if you are reading this.... you are probably awesome..... unless you are a girl...... then you probably suck *wink wink*

anywho I have like unlimited bandwidth so i am gonna start hosting pics...... if you are tired of photobucket and dont mind if i jack off to your naked pics I can like host them most likely....... because we have gigs and gigs just sitting open....... so until i can find something to do with it....... i will give it away........ oh ya maybe i should host a site like imageshack....... holy shit good idea? tell me whats up with that

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back into [08 Apr 2005|08:30pm]
[ mood | hear my heart ]
[ music | Oragami in the mind ]

so yeah i guess im gonna start writing in here more because my life changes and people are like um wtf? anywho I am at my house now back from yesterday which was wonderful.. after school sascha and I drove to kurts and stuff... we had fun and kissed and such..... then i kissed her goodbye in the rain we were sad and then she left... then later that night Kody came and took alex and I to Alexs wherest we departed for the Talent show and omg DAVEY AND AMANDA OMG ORGASM IN MY PANTALOONES!!!!! I wanted to kiss you guys!!!!! man we hung out with Brittany Wayne Casey and ALex....... GOOD FUCKIN TIMES EH? SHES SHAVED!!!!!!!!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL...... right now im making a new song called "Oragami of the Mind" Quite possibly the best yet! Ill put it on PV maybe....... comment if you want a copy of my cd because I swear to you i am hella releasing it soon! I only have 4 songs so far but I feel this new urge to create and I will probably be doing hw and fl all week. I hope to hang out with my boyz Alex and Wayne this weekend..... hopefully see Casey? Show him I pwn him at Tontie.... yeah man life has been crazy lately and maybe you can tell by my new song...... it portrays how i feel so perfectly!


oh yeah and i went to seattle today with sascha before i hung out with alex...... i was at mitches condo overlooking seattle........ breathtaking..... i will be there more often...... then sascha drove me to alexs and he met her woot

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double time [03 Apr 2005|01:34pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | when the tears start to flow time to go! ]

yo this weekend was tite! first there was a pretty phat party at Rachels on Friday night... and i ran into some friends i hadnt seen in hellas! it was fun.... Dazzle kept trying to get me drunk but i just had a couple...... fuck getting fucked up thats not what im about.... then like I got to bed around 1 and woke up at 5 to a text message that was sent at like 7:30.... holy crap then I couldnt go back to sleep... I watched Real Genius and then left on the verge of going nowhere....maybe to Ashleighs party but no fuck her... and omg I heard the scream out the window and I knew who it was.... I almost shit my pants.... I can't say who yet but omg... I went to his house for a SICK ass party with a huge ass bonfire and people were boxing..... trying to get me too but I am a "pussyfist" pacifist.... so I didnt.... and then my buddy and this black dude had a SICK ass rap battle..... dude like 25 people were crowded around this shit like they were in eachothers face spittin and shit pushin and most importantly FREESTYLIN... Yeah man it was an insane party...... but I can't tell you who it is because 3-4 of you who read this know this person and this person is going to make a little suprise for some of you..... you will see... man best weekend I've had in a while..... I had to have a little fun before I go back to school....

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Cracka [31 Mar 2005|10:34pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

ok i told you i would update when Terri Schiavo died...... so I went to a concert to celebrate..... I totally was lusting over this chick drummer for "Capitol Basement" yeah..... anyways nothing turns me on more then a chick who can actually play her instrument.....or if she plays drums haha..... Dude seriously though whos with me on that one..... fuckin hell yeah biotch! Anywho I really want a job so when I get to school I am gonna get some listings and maybe look into jobcorps....... I only know where the one in Everett but I was told there was one closer can anyone tell me where? Oh yeah so I am gonna be in Bothell more often now because I gotta pass through here to go to school so fucking hit me up and if you dont have my number then ill get it to ya..... peace

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[28 Mar 2005|04:14pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | Megaman X -brainsick Metal! ]

UNCONFIRMED SCHEDULE FOR THIS QUARTER

Monday - No classes
Tuesday- 8:30-12:20 Edcap 095 and English Bridge
Wednesday- No classes
THursday - same as Tuesday
Friday - 9:30 - 12:20 Edcap 095 and English Bridge

Basically I am in the "all about you and college life" class....... which is edcap..... and they wouldnt place me into college english even though I pwnt the Standford and the Accuplacer tests they don't put new students into those classes even though I scored into English 105..... oh well its full anyway so I'm fine with bridge,,,, plus its easy, and it still kills the credits i need to graduate..... The lady said with the Networking Technology classes and the Digital Music 127 classes and stuff that I wouldnt need to do any electives and there were no open classes that counted towards needed credits other than a nighttime Biolgoy class on Monday and Wednesday........... ya fuck that........ So until about next Fall or Winter I am just gonna be getting English out of the way because I can't stand English most of the time, but I figure if I can get a years credit of it in 10 weeks then hehe I be pimpin..... So yeah I get to go job huntin this week and I will probably update again when Terri Schaivo dies or when I get a job hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Oh yeah and about the schedule I wanted I figure that yeah I can just work out with Wayne like he suggested because I don't need any PE credits to graduate........ I am so farting excited you guys holy shit APRIL 5TH!!!!!!!! COLLEGE BOI!!!!!! Yeah I changed my bet Schiavo is so going on April Fools day!

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Terri Schiavo [24 Mar 2005|11:05pm]
lol has anybody heard about Terri Schiavo? Ok well if not you're ignorant, but thats ok we love you anyway. Anyways I am posting this because I believe she will die on Easter...... Brando out! Lets just see if I was right! *rolls dice*

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